You can suck on some homeworking balls!!!!!

Dearest Steph has ofish abondoned my lonely ass. She's always too busy. I invite her to indian buffet (something I know her foreign lovin ass would never turn down unless she really hates my gutz) and she says she can't. I ask her what she was up to last night and she says to me she has to do homework. Who does this girl think she's foolin? Her grandmother?
Stephanie's Grandmother: "Mama why you no come for rice and brue garlis (blue garlic, not food colored)"
Stephanie: "Mommie, I'm just really busy right now"
Stephanie's Grandmother: "You have much homework?"
Stephanie: "Uh... Yeah, that's right too much homework"
Stephanie's Grandmother: "O-o-ahh, MI Steponee, you have homework, you are college gir you finish your homework a-awe I lub you"
Then Stephanie frollics off free to do as she pleases
Well Steph I may not be as wise or venerable as your granny but damnit I went to school with you Steph, that's the dumbest excuse EVER. You never do your homework unless it involves drawing, which always ends up looking more like Hentai than a school project. Probably some old drawings of her and Gay's relations, that she's been meaning to scan and put on her Myspace anyways.
She thinks she's all cool chillin at her new/old job, answering the phone for gays. Where is that gunna get you in life, besides knowing exactly how many slices come in a large pepperoni. Or how about the other lame ass job... at the library. That's right she works at the town of Mooresville's public library. You think you're educating the world. The only reason people really come in there is to look at the internet, and the only reason your there is to make sure they don't watch porn because as we all know... poor people can't be trusted. If she really valued our friendship she would quit her damn jobs, leave school, and be my full time friend.